everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I am available for nakedness
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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