he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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