its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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