No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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