I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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