alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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