i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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