You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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