he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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