if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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