That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
