Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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