Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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