Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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