I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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