We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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