Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
