She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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