But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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