Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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