Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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