I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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