Christians are straight up FREAKS
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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