He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
