god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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