Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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