we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
her vagine was all disorganized.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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