grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize