My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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