Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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