dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Randomize
