Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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