I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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