I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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