Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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