Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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