I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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