loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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