I wish i was in the wii world.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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