I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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