I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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