What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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