I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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