I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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