Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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