This girl is more easily done than said...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
