Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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