we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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