I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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