yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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