you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
