ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We need to get me chipped asap
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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