Sponge bath it is.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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