i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
3pm strippers are depressing
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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