He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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