please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Help. Why am I so naked?
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