He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I will be naked everywhere
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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